A few years ago I met a girl online and we had our second date at a cemetery in Bushwick, Brooklyn.
Our first date had started off at a BBQ place in Williamsburg and ended with us slamming each other against someone’s garage door until 6 a.m., so we decided to keep it nice and mellow this time around and have a picnic on top of some dead people.
He might play domineering S&M fan Christian Grey on screen but it sounds like Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan is much gentler in real life.
Dakota Johnson, who plays Christian‘s innocent lover Anastasia Steele in the adaptation of E L James‘ racy novel, admits that Jamie was really good at making her feel less vulnerable after filming explicit sex scenes together.
' Um, yeah, how could you think entering the back door without consent wouldn’t be an issue?!
" -- "A guy in college I had been into forever came home with me one night.
Samantha is horny for her hunky yoga instructor Siddharta, who claims to practice Bhramacharya, Tantric celibacy, since three years, yet still gets hard-ons.
Charlotte tells Carrie to be happy her boyfriend Kevin didn't even kiss in three weeks, takes it as an aphrodisiac that he's Carrie's ex from three years ago and a sex maniac, but then learns he has given up sex to cure his former bad temper by Prozac, indeed even a hand-job has no result.
‘Jamie would be the first one to throw a blanket over me.’ Aw!
Jamie, 32, also tried to be aware of the risks to ensure Dakota didn’t get hurt, though there was the odd bit of pain involved.
Looking back, this is when I should have run at top speed for the subway, perhaps stopping at 7–11 for a celebatory Snickers to eat on the way home, but no, even in the face of true bat-shittery, the promise of seeing boobies always wins out.
We sat against the huge headstone and made awkward convo about how weird it was that we were able to talk about all sorts of freaky/nasty shit via email and texts, and yet didn’t have a thing to say to each other in person.
We made a beeline for a huge headstone towards the back of the graveyard, and as we were approaching it I dumped my half-full birch beer in a trash can because I was tired of carrying it around.